Today’s Friday Funny is brought to us by Darling Maisey, who says that this is wrong, so very WRONG.  However, since she’d married to a black man, she’s allowed to laugh…& she’s given us limited permission to laugh, as well.

Our own Darling Laura sent this to me, thinking I would be amused. And I so totally am that I just had to share!

A lady walks into a tattoo parlor. She’s been told that the artist is the best. Being a huge Wayne Gretzky fan, she requests that he put Wayne’s face on her right inner thigh. After an hour of work, the artist finishes and shows the lady the finished tattoo.

“This doesn’t look anything like Gretzky,” she says

He takes out a picture of Wayne and compares them. “See, they look just alike,” he tells her.

The lady does not agree, so the artist agrees to do Wayne on the other thigh for free.  She comes back the next day to have her left thigh done. He does the tattoo and excitedly shows it to her.

“This one doesn’t look like Wayne Gretzky either!”

The artist insists that this one is identical to the picture of Wayne that she brought. To solve the debate, the artist calls his friend, a huge hockey fan, to decide.

The friend comes over and the lady lifts her dress to show the tattoos.

“Hmmm,” he says.  “I’m not sure who the wingers are, but the center is definitely Lanny McDonald.”

Darn it. That was on my list, too. *snork*

So what am I supposed to do with this if I can’t try anal before Christmas? Guess I’ll have to put it away until after the holidays.

I thought this was so cute, & it reminds me of KNOCK ME FOR A LOOP’s hockey star hero, Zack “Hot Legs” Hoolihan.

But, of course, we have to go right back to something more suitable for The Dungeon’s collective sense of humor…

I’ve been wanting to post this for a while, but fair warning that it is not for the feint of heart. (Not that we have any fainters around here. )

But if you haven’t already, you MUST visit AccidentalDong.com.  It is absolutely hysterical, & you will never be the same, believe me.  Be sure to go back into the older posts, too, so you don’t miss anything!

Not to let WIPs and Chains be outdone by another website, however, here are my nominees for “accidental dong”:

This is not how Mistress Heidi recommends you do it…

…but she does give lessons, if anyone is interested.