Word of the Week: Christmas Adam — December 23rd, the day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.
The Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Couple
(as baked by Madame Mommy Dearest, of course)
Not a very excited gingerbread man. You’d think when faced with those juicy gingerbread melons he might have been able to perk up.
Not sure if I could put those in my mouth.
He doesn’t look like he has much holiday spirit…
Greetings from NY.
You guys are too much….ROFLMAO!!!!
Peace and love,
Paula R.
um….a little bit of Holiday spice from the Mistress Mama!
wonder which head to bite off first!LOL
Dee..you are a lucky girl to be in my home state…wish i was in NY too!!
Happy Happy Christmas Adam everyone!!
Love that happy little couple, maybe the ginger bread man will get a little more excited as it is nearer Christmas….. Merry Christmas all enjoy the day with your families…
Merry Christmas Adam, everyone! Tomorrow, Christmas Eve…& we all know what happens once those two get together.
Y’know, you really can’t blame Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Man for not being aroused by Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Woman…after all, he’s got no eyes. She could be a reindeer for all he knows.
Then what good is the equipment? Women are rendered powerless if men can’t see those…and apparently, the men are pretty powerless too.
Reindeer…yeah she’s really Vixen.
Merry Christmas Adam, all!
Hollie, yup I’m back in the good old NY state. Hitting Manhattan this evening, dinner with my sister at one of my favorite places [John's Pizzeria on West 44th and Broadway, near Sardi's IIRC] and then we’re meeting up with my brother and seeing Rock of ages on Broadway. Anything my brother describes as a “major experience that I know you will enjoy” is fun in my book.
Since we all have the common bond of a dirty mind, I thought I’d share this funny story. My best friend/roommate, Mel, and I were listening to Sirius’ Christmas channel on her laptop. Well, it came to one of our favorite of the not well known holiday songs and after listening to the lyrics, which I’ve known for almost 10 years mind you, my dirty mind perverted the meaning. But come on this song was wide open for dirty innuendo…
*Cuz I’ve been waiting to give this gift tonight
I’m down on my knees, there’s no better time
It’s something to last for as long as you live
Tonight I’m going to give you (oh girl!) all my heart can give!!*
The song for those who aren’t familiar is “This Gift” by 98 Degrees. Yeah, I’m a recovering boyband addict.
Good boy. Stay down on your knees until I tell you otherwise.
See, I knew you guys would appreciate their heroic attempt of “all their hearts can give”. Because it’s ALL about the heart…yeah…
Ah Goodness gracious–put a fig leaf on those two!!!!!
Oh Dee the images going through my mind now of 98 degrees–can someone pass the eye bleach.
*snork* Yep, my mind would have gone right into the gutter with you, Dee.
In fact, I was going to save this for later, but had one of Sirius Xmas stations on today when Bon Jovi’s “Back Door Santa” came on. I probably wouldn’t have known the difference if I hadn’t seen it stamped right there on the TV screen, but that is *not* a song I’d want folks singing at my party. Because…yeah, the thing that flashes through my mind isn’t the least bit kid-friendly. Sounds like the title of a porn movie, for heaven’s sake!
(And didn’t we just establish on Friday that there will be *no anal before Xmas*? 
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I am speachless..LOL!!!
Just realized that Heidi’s mom made these. Can I be adopted!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and Happy Christmas Adam.