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Thoughts from bestselling, award-winning romance author Heidi Betts (and her alter-ego, Mistress Heidi) on her Works-in-Progress and the many links in the chain that keeps her shackled to her desk until each new project is polished and complete.

ha ha snerk snort (part deaux)

Word of the Week: Christmas bogus — Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.

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Yeah, this has nothing to do with Christmas, but Mistress Heidi liked it…

funny pictures of cats with captions

But here’s a Christmas funny, if it makes you feel any better:

song chart memes

14 Responses to “ha ha snerk snort (part deaux)”

  1. Maisey says:

    What are you saying? That the N*Sync Christmas album was a mistake???

  2. Heidi says:

    Oh, no, I don’t think the N*Sync Xmas album was a mistake at all. The group was, but not the album.

    So you guys get to be the first to hear…

    Laura, you may release Dwayne & send him over to me now. I have FINISHED The Book That Shall Not Be Named (aka Brava vamp novel #1). Had to stay up late last night to do it, but I am finally done & am really happy w/ how it turned out. I may even venture to say I think it might be my best book yet. Gotta wait to hear from TPTB about that first, tho.

    So now…deep breath, long nap, catching up on Xmas stuff & about a million other things…then launching into the next WIP.

  3. Maisey says:

    Fantastic news, Heidi! I can’t wait to read all that hawt vampire sexxxoring. I mean, all the romance. Yep. All the romance. I mean it, Elsner!!! It’s about the romance!!! (don’t want to add any fuel to THAT guy’s fire…

    Although, seriously, if love is all in the mind and that other stuff is cheap and tawdry and just plain icky…guess my marriage is cheap and tawdry and just plain icky. Booya.

  4. barb says:

    Woo Hoo!!! good for you Heidi, another book done,,, I know it will be great, I will have to read it even if it’s vamps, if it’s a Heidi book it’s a must read for me …..

  5. Laura J. says:

    Dwayne? What Dwayne?

  6. Heidi says:

    Hand him over NOW, Laura. I am not amused.

    I am happy to say that the vamp book turned out to be plenty . And thank goodness, cuz this is a Brava, after all. I’ve got standards to adhere to.

    Barb~ Thank you so much for being willing to go outside your comfort zone for one of my books. I don’t think you’ll be sorry. Yeah, it’s vamp, but it’s not dark or gory or anything like that. It’s like…”Chicks with Fangs.”

  7. Hollie says:

    Woo HOo for Chicks with Fangs!!!
    Hope everyone is warm and dry! It is Cold and windy here!!Icy too! brrr…..bring on the Hot and Steamy Heidi!!!

  8. Heidi says:

    Hey, Holly! It’s freezing here…& promising to get worse. Lots of snow & sleet, heavy winds & freezing rain. I don’t mind cuz I’m indoors, but I’m also wrapped in about 19 layers of clothes to stay warm. LOL

    Hmm, I don’t know, I’m thinking “Chicks with Fangs” might catch on…unless I think of a better description for them. The guys have fangs, too, tho…I’m an equal opportunity vampire maker.

  9. Dee says:

    Awesome news about the book!!

    Yeah, know all about the Christmas bogus….

  10. Laura J. says:

    Hey it’s Dwayne’s fault. He won’t leave!! Seriously the guy just won’t budge. I’ve pushed and shoved, dragged and pulled and HE WON’T LEAVE!! Really annoying and Bradley getting a tad bit jealous.

    I’ll keep trying though.

  11. Dee says:

    Maybe men are like cats…dangle something in front of them to make them move…

  12. Heidi says:

    You all know Laura is just fibbing now. No way would Dwayne stay w/ her when he knows I’m free, & he is very safely tucked away at this very moment in my bed. She’s just jealous of his devotion & trying to make herself feel better.

    And Dee~ Men have got the danglers, unfortunately, but I jiggled a couple of things & it had the same basic effect.

  13. Dee says:

    my other thought was catnip for men.

  14. Maisey says:

    The jigglers ARE catnip for men…Just ask Tiger…oh, snap!

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