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Thoughts from bestselling, award-winning romance author Heidi Betts (and her alter-ego, Mistress Heidi) on her Works-in-Progress and the many links in the chain that keeps her shackled to her desk until each new project is polished and complete.

a Friday funny

I’ve been wanting to post this for a while, but fair warning that it is not for the feint of heart. (Not that we have any fainters around here. )

But if you haven’t already, you MUST visit AccidentalDong.com.  It is absolutely hysterical, & you will never be the same, believe me.  Be sure to go back into the older posts, too, so you don’t miss anything!

Not to let WIPs and Chains be outdone by another website, however, here are my nominees for “accidental dong”:

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10 Responses to “a Friday funny”

  1. Maisey says:

    AHAHAHA…that website is HILARIOUS. And I love your interpretation…

  2. Pamela Cayne says:

    I’ve seen that site before and gotten a fair giggle from it. What a great way to start a Friday!

  3. Heidi says:

    Forgot to mention that we’re being naughty with yarn-related “accidental dong” over at Must Love Yarn today, too. So if you like these, be sure to check out the crocheted version. http://www.heidibetts.com/MustLoveYarn/

    And anyone who attended RWA National a couple years ago might recognize those pillows. They were on all the beds, but of course it took a like me to arrange them into something truly offensive. *snork*

  4. Oh my God, I am choking on my tea. These are hilarious!!

  5. Maisey says:

    Ohhhh…so YOU were responsible for the pillows too…filthy.

  6. Dee says:

    Dirty pillows…

  7. Hollie says:

    OMG! I have an Indian man and woman planter set that could join those clowns!! the mans cactus is the same..but the womans is 2 round cacti! if i get around to it i will post a pic!!!

  8. Heidi says:

    You *have* to send me a pic of that, Hollie. Sounds hilarious! And if anyone else stumbled across similar stuff, send those, too…I’m more than happy to put this sort of thing up for Friday Funnies. I mean, they amuse ME!

    The clowns are supposed to be titled “When School Projects Go Wrong” because a teacher had her class plant these to sell at the school’s upcoming carnival. But as you can see, something went terribly, terribly…wrong.

  9. Maisey says:

    OMGsh, Heidi, the clown story is too funny. I thought there was NO way that was accidental.

  10. Heidi says:

    It was…or perhaps not very well thought out would be a better explanation. They probably should have gone with a less suggestive plant choice, like hanging ivy or a spider plant, huh?

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