I don’t know about you, but it feels like a Sexy Fail Sunday to me.
And don’t ask me why this one puts me in mind of Thanksgiving, but it does…
Books By Heidi
Devil or Angel?
First commentor of the day wins this angelic Golden Halo & will be named
Good Girl for a Day
Final commentor of the day wins this set of naughty, red-hot Devil Horns & will be named Bad Girl for a Night 
Hunk of the Month
Because I Can
All About Heidi
Favorite Drink: leprechaun punch
Favorite Color: green
Favorite Song: "Ireland" by Garth Brooks
Favorite Movie: The Luck of the Irish
All About Mistress Heidi
Favorite Drink: lucky melon ball
Favorite Colors: green
Favorite Song: "The Maid Who Sold Her Barley"
Favorite Movie: Shake Hands with the Devil
Dungeon Reading
Dungeon Viewing
Dungeon Musak
Under the Whip
INHERITING HIS SECRET CHRISTMAS BABY
"Dynasties: The Jarrods" - Book 6
is DONE & turned in!!!
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Further Proof that The Dungeon Rocks
(awarded by Miranda)
(awarded by Jennifer Y. & Linda H.)
(awarded by Jennifer Y.)
(awarded by Crystal Adkins)
(awarded by Frana)
Uh….
Well at least he’s happy with it.
Laura,
Happy to report I think my mom missed it thanks to a very speedy scroll button finger.
But then, my mother has read my MSs, aimed at HQN Presents, so if she survived that kind of window into my sex life I imagine she could deal with horse dong.
And may I just say about the above picture: First Date Outfit Fail.
Nope, it’s not any better after a night’s rest.
now THAT is a woody.!!!!hahahahahaha
yes definately FAIL!!!
A woody…snicker…one you might want to keep the Woodpeckers away from…
Heidi, your turkey dreading his stuffing reminded me of a news article on failblog about a priest who went to the hospital with a potato stuck in his…well…you know. He claimed he was hanging curtains in the nude and fell on the potato.
Okaaaaayyyy….
Woody man turned out to be a boring date, so the girl just said, ‘actually…can you just go home and I’ll take THAT home with me?’
or maybe she said he should leave but he could leave THAT…….
Our smileys are in sync!
The next morning she says to her friends ‘ugh…this guy that took me to dinner last night spent the whole evening sporting some serious wood. It was so embarrassing.’
I was just thinking, this is probably the only blog in town with an equal share of cats, knitting, and huge penises.
he made like a tree and leaf-ed!!!lolol
…this is probably the only blog in town with an equal share of cats, knitting, and huge penises…
Well, there goes my pristine reputation!
Altho, if word got out, I’ll bet we’d get a lot more visitors…for that last one, anyway. 
If word got out you might start getting some interesting visitors at your house…
Gee…there are no words…
I’m thinking that someone told him to
a) wear the hat to distract everyone from looking at his “woody”
or
b) wear the “woody” so that no one will notice that outrageous hat.
either way: EPIC FAIL
Uh….is that for real???? lol
Maybe that was just to take leftovers home in?