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"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
~Author Unknown
Easily Amused
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs & kisses.
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
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Oh, that is just filthy. Maybe I’ll get that in an arm band tattoo (by Kat von D of course) after I get the tramp stamp devoted to impressive man stuff. :-P
That’s very funny and clever.

That is quite funny…I’m so easily amused.
I love it! Such a wonderful dirty and chocolately Friday Funny for Halloween! Whee!
And thanks to Mistress Heidi for all the fun, new emoticons! It’s like getting tricks and treats!
love it…..a typical Mistress Heidi ditty…
Happy Trick or Treat day everyone..for tomorrow cause I won’t be on the computer…
Happy Halloween! I won’t be doing much of anything. The little ones are scared of the whole thing so we’ll be eating candy at home.
No costumes, bees or otherwise.
Happy Halloween!
!
Oh, you are so
Rowan Atkinson in Hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do
I hope it’s just me, but I’m having a lot of trouble getting WIPs (& MLY & HB.com) to load today. Think it might be an issue with the hosting site, but if you’re wondering why I haven’t been around much, that’s it. Oh, & also cuz I’m writing, writing, writing.
(Gotta stay ahead of my ITryWriMo cronies.
)
Glad you like the Friday Funny. It makes me Snicker(s) every time I read it.
Well, I haven’t done six pages yet today, Heidi, but I’m three hours behind you! BWAHAHAH!!! And haven’t subbed my word count from yesterday…
Do you have any idea how hard it is to go shopping for candy for the boogers that will begging for above said candy tomorrow night after reading this?!?!
So far I’m at 1400 words. C’mon Maisey–let’s kick some booty this weekend!
Yeah! I need to get my head in the game. As you saw at my blog I’m in THE DEAD ZONE (and it seems verizen can’t help me with this kind of dead zone!)
To my H and h: Can you hear me now?
Of course, now their going to be bonkin’ boots soon, and that will buy me tons ‘o words…
Oooh, Laura, you’re right. It pretty much ruins every major candy bar for you. You may have to resort to buying Sweet Tarts or Mars bars. There—Mars bars…they didn’t blaspheme those, did they?
Maisey & Pam~ Updated the meters, so make sure I put the right #s in. And you may very well catch up/surpass me this weekend, since I’ve gotta hightail it out of here tomorrow to avoid the little ghoulies. (I know…I luv Halloween, but the kids just ruin it. *snork*)
I hear Dead Zone and I think of that show with Anthony Michael Hall, which makes me smile.
Loved that show. :-P
They dont make mars bars anymore….at least not where we can find them! I heard that the company who makes snickers bought the company and replaced them with snickers with almonds. The mars bars were my absolute favorite too
Well, for candy bars with bawdy potential, what about Maple Nut Goodies?
Maple nut goodies? I like!!
Happy Halloween…in honor, I present http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2008/10/13/horror-movie-cliches/
Horror movie cliches.