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Thoughts from bestselling, award-winning romance author Heidi Betts (and her alter-ego, Mistress Heidi) on her Works-in-Progress and the many links in the chain that keeps her shackled to her desk until each new project is polished and complete.

what should you name your boobs?

Word of the Week: dish envy — The sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.

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Mistress Heidi put me up to this one.  But then she insisted we both take the quiz.  It’s four nicknames for our funbags.

So here’s hers:


You Should Call Your Boobs “Fish & Chips”


Sexy!
And here’s mine:

You Should Call Your Boobs “Proton & Neutron”


Sexy!
How about you?

34 Responses to “what should you name your boobs?”

  1. Dee says:

    Oh yeah…this further proves I’m a total 80’s girl

    You Should Call Your Boobs “Guns & Roses”
    Sexy!

  2. Dee says:

    G&R is my answer as Diana

    As Dee I got “Trinidad and Tobago”

  3. Laura J. says:

    As Laura J I got Trinidad and Tobago.

    As Huggy Bear (I couldn’t resist) I got Starsky and Hutch.

  4. barb says:

    Being they’re girls I say Laverne & Shirley or if they’re BAD girls Thelma nd Louise.

  5. Grace says:

    The quiz says Caesar and Cleopatra but my husband calls them BOOYAH and BAM. ::snerk::

  6. Heidi says:

    And Dee snags the halo yet again. Seriously, we need to start keeping count of how many days in a row she manages this.

    Man, you guys are getting such good names for your boobs. My names (both of them) suck. Fish & Chips? Proton & Neutron? Blech.

    Help me think of better ones, would you?

    Tom & Jerry…Cagney & Lacey…Heckle & Jeckle…Pinky & The Brain *snicker*

  7. Maisey Yates says:

    Super Woman and Wonder Woman. Hmmm…there is a lasso of truth like effect with my husband. And they are essentially all powerful with that same person, so I guess I can’t really argue.

  8. barb says:

    I refuse to get on the computer at 5:45 to beat Dee to the halo, getting out of bed at 6 am is tough enough i certainly can’t function beyond getting myself ready for the day…. The halo is yours Dee…..

  9. Maisey Yates says:

    Better ones? Salt and Peppah? Fred and Ginger? Thelma and Louise? (only hopefully they won’t lead your over a metaphorical cliff, but maybe to Brad PItt?) Lucy and Ethel. Cheech and Chong? (Okay that sounds like nicknames for male anatomy) and I know this isn’t a famous duo but you could go with ‘the man tamers’.

  10. LeeAnn says:

    Well…Sadie & Sally or just “The girls”…lol Frick & Frack..altho that smacks a bit male to me but hey..males like ‘em so????

  11. jenifer says:

    LOL – I took the quiz twice and got “Heaven & Hell” and “Fire & Brimstone”. Should I be feeling a bit devilish today?

  12. Heidi says:

    Okay, Jenifer wins, hands down. How i the heck could I (& Mistress Heidi) not get those answers?!? I’m taking the quiz again.

  13. Heidi says:

    Hmph. This time I got Peter Pan & Wendy, & Mistress Heidi got Bangers & Mash. At least hers is moderately suitable.

    I do like Salt & Pepper/ah. And I thought of Frick & Frack, too!

    Loggins & Messina? Hall & Oates? Ham & cheese? Peanut butter & jelly?

  14. Grace says:

    I just refer to mine as the The Twins. My BFF calls her the Brestesses.

  15. Maisey Yates says:

    The Olsen Twins? The Sweet Valley Twins? The Hypnotists. The Dragon Slayers? (eep! That’s just filthy!) *snicker* the quivering mounds…

  16. Laura J. says:

    The Ta-Ta twins.

  17. Jane says:

    You Should Call Your Boobs “Bed & Breakfast”
    Sexy!

    Did I just see a Pink and the Brain reference? I love that cartoon

  18. Heidi says:

    I like The Breastesses. *g* And I like The Dragon Slayers. *snicker*

    I always wanted to have enough up top that my stripper name…yes, I’ve actually thought about this stuff…could be Mounds Aplenty. Sadly, I was barely gifted with enough to claim Almond Joys.

    Twin Peaks *snork* … Lemon & Lime … Seven & Seven …

  19. Heidi says:

    Oh, even Jane got a better one than I did! (Okay, that didn’t sound right. For the record, I have never seen Jane’s breastesses, so I have no idea if she’s worthy of the names Bed & Breakfast or not, I’m just sayin’…jealous of all the better names everybody’s gettin’ for their boobs! Who’s blog is this, anyway, darn it?!? )

    I love Pinky & the Brain, too! A friend & I have a running joke where one of us gets to be Pinky & the other The Brain…depending on who’s acting smart & who’s acting dumb that day.

  20. Heidi says:

    Ben & Jerry! (Did somebody already suggest that?)

  21. Hollie says:

    mine came out as “mario and Luigi”….
    LOL….
    and now the official song….
    Do your boobs hang low..do they wobble to and fro..can you tie them in a knot,can you tie them in a bow…can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier…do your boobs hang low…
    LOLOL
    at work we have said the when you are young they are hooters…when you age they are hangers…LOLOL
    and yes wayyy too much time on our hands!!

  22. Grace says:

    I’ll admit that in my youth I had as my husband says, a “killer rack”. At 40 and 2 kids later, the 38DDs are not the perky fun bags they once were and tend to try to hide in my arm pits if I lay down. Luckily, hubby still likes them and the trunk junk just fine.

  23. Hollie says:

    LOL “perky fun bags”!! roflmao!!!!

  24. The Lonely Hearts Club Lost and Found Department. that’s what I call mine!

  25. Dee says:

    I took it again:

    Diana – bangers and mash
    Dee – Regis and Kelly [The thought of Regis Philbin and my breasts....is ewwww!]
    Fiesty [the dungeon name]: ham and eggs

    I often do quote Pinky and the Brain. I think the first time one of my friends heard me say [in Pinky voice of course] “I don’t know, Brain, where are we going to find rubber pants at this time of night?” I did get asked how much I had to drink.

  26. Hollie says:

    *narf* Dee! LOL

  27. Dee says:

    Unfortunately for my friend, I was more sarcastic than sober.

  28. jenifer says:

    LOL – Hall & Oates made me shudder. Please, no one ever call their boobs that! Just played again and got Gin & Vermouth. Not bad. If only my husband didn’t hate alcohol . . .

  29. Dee says:

    this is fun…

    Dee – thunder and lightening [am I on American Gladiators now?]
    Diana – death and taxes [yippee]

  30. Heidi says:

    Abbott & Costello (for boobs that are just too funny to look at *snork*)

    Sweet & Sour … Laverne & Shirley … Lenny & Squiggy … Heckle & Jeckle …

  31. Grace says:

    These are all hilarious!

  32. Maisey Yates says:

    Lenny and squiggy? Dear heaven, the mind boggles.

  33. Beverly G says:

    You Should Call Your Boobs “Peaches & Cream”

    for my real name now lets see what i get for my screen name of mortalsinn

    You Should Call Your Boobs “Gin & Vermouth”
    Sexy!

    thats almost more wrong

  34. tina says:

    my guy named them for me….

    envy and lust =)
    hahah

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