Word of the Week: The Book-off — The act of getting a book out on a train, plane, or in a waiting room in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, cell phone, or iPod.
Continuing with out Naughty/Nice redesign theme this month, I bring you what I think is a fun quiz. Well, if you’ve ever thought about shaking your moneymaker up on stage & climbing a fireman’s pole while horny guys stuff dollar bills in your G-string, anyway. 
Your Song Is Super Freak |
 “That girl is pretty wild now The girl’s a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine” Freaky? Yes. But you’re also pretty darn funny. |
Okay, actually, I think I would prefer to dance to Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” or Poison’s “Unskinny Bop.” But, you know, what-evah. 
Okay, seriously. Once again, WP has licked the red right off my candy.
Sorry about the late post. As usual, it was supposed to go up at midnight, but something screwy must have happened…& I was ever so late getting to the computer cuz I *thought* everything was A-okay. 
So let the race for the Golden Halo may begin…
NOW!
Well I guess I’ll be the one to tarnish the golden halo today.
No worries about being late!! It keeps us Dungeon Dwellers on our toes!!
Whoo-hoo, you got it, Laura! So are you going to wear the halo under or on top of your pimp hat? *snork*
I seriously think technology hates me today. My MLY post was messed up, too, & when I got in to try to fix it, *bunches* of posts were screwy. WP & Photobucket—so much fun. Except when they aren’t.
Speaking of bad, here’s my song:
Your Song Is Barbie Girl
“I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation”
You’re hilarious and cute – yet you still pull off sexy!
Huh? In the words of Annie Savoy in Bull Durham, “Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic, and mysterious!” I need to break out those devil horns…
Well Heidi–I figure when I do get the Halo it’s gonna be an all out “pimp my halo”. Oh, that gives me an idea.
So when are you going to fess up to what song you strip to, Laura?
Pam~ Hey, I think that’s a great description. And look at mine! I’m a “freak” but a funny freak.
“And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing”
Yes, you’re super sexy. But you never yourself too seriously!
Hmmm..guess it’s pretty tought to take oneself seriously when one is imagining gyrating to Right Said Fred with the added accessory of a belly the size of a beach ball. However will my husband resist me? He stands no chance. It’s the one, two, three punch of “I’m too sexy” a pirate wench costume and a pregnancy!
Your Song Is Baby Got Back
“So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’”
You’ve got a boomin’ body, and you’re not afraid to show it off.
LOLOLOL…
Im thinking that the mouses reaction is the correct one if im strippin’!! LOLOLOL
Well the first time I did the quiz (and yes–I forgot to post–I blame it on getting the halo) I got Super Freak. Then when I went back and did the quiz again just now (and I’m pretty sure I answered the questions the same way) I got
Your Song Is Pour Some Sugar on Me
“Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin’ like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?”
Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.
Yeah, that works.
Okay, #1…no fair, *I* wanted “Too Sexy”
& #2, “Baby Got Back” should definitely be my song if I’m stripped. Let’s just say I’d be busting out all over in one of those skimpy sequined numbers.
Laura~ I know the halo effect can be confusing. If you’re dizzy, sit down until is passes. It’s trying to drive the evil out of you, but that might be too much to ask of one small heavenly object. *snork, snork, snork*
LOVE “Pour Some Sugar on Me!” ‘Course usually I just want some sugar in me… Wait, that doesn’t sound good. In my mouth. No, that’s bad, too. In candy. I want to ingest sugar via some form of chocolate or ice cream.
Oy, it is hard not to put your foot in your mouth around here.
Okay, I couldn’t pimp the halo quite the way I wanted (I’m still working on it though) so in the mean time…
Drats!!! It didn’t work. Oh well, I’m upping the comment count today.
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It’s about time for my arrival
Good beat, too. I’ll keep it.
Whoops, that’s “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera.
This reminds me of a local radio station that does “classical” readings of song lyrics. I was just hearing a stuffy Giles-like voice reading Jenifer’s lyrics and it cracked me up.
And Mistress Heidi–Jen was the one who got me craving boots in the first place, so she’s got some lovely dark depths for the dungeon!
I love the image of Giles reading these lyrics!
Yes, I want Pam’s boots. Very much. In fact, my husband is contemplating a sort-of work-related trip to Vegas in January, and now I’m thinking, “Well, there’s a Shepler’s there.”
::fingerscrossed::
Darn it! I have the cutest new little avatar to go on days when I get the halo. Oh, well maybe tomorrow it will show up.
Heidi, GREAT question!! How do you come up with these things? I’m in awe.
Laura, I’m seriously jealous that you thought of Def Leppard first!! “Pour Some Sugar on Me” is perfect…
My song is My Humps.
“Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk.
I’ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump ”
You get a lot more than Seven jeans for your humps.
You guys crack me up. I can just see you all working the same strip club…you’d be beating each other for possession of the pole & fighting over which song the DJ should play first.
Jane…sorry, but your results crack me up. Why do the lyrics of that song make me think of a big, gigantic butt & not necessarily a sexy, gyrating stripper?
I can’t explain why I got that song. I wish I had some junk in the trunk, but I don’t.
Oh, honey, I got so much junk…back your trunk on over here & I’ll load you up with some of mine. *snork*
Mistress Heidi’s Strip Club and 24 Hour Laundry!!
Sorry I’m late to the party – I had to do unsexy grocery shopping…
Your Song Is Milkshake
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right it’s better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge”
One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it!
Oh how true…
I wanted Def Leppard too!
I always wanted to be a big haired glam metal video vixen back in the day so hey, why not!
Your Song Is Pour Some Sugar on Me
“Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin’ like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?”
Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.
Yes, yes, Laura, I love it!
Sadly, my milkshake has never brought anyone to the yard.
And actually, I think they missed the best line from my song: “She’s a very freaky girl. The kind you don’t take home to mother.”
It’s all in the hips, I’ve been told. One small little incident and your friends say that the song Hips Don’t Lie is based on me.
If I do indulge my inner video vixen, can I dance on the hood of a car?
Okay, if I get the devil horns tonight, I’m using them to get me a new song. I’d prefer “Loving, Touching, Squeezing” by Journey. It’s got some great bump-and-grind rhythms.
I’m a little jealous that someone got Dirrrty. Because the costume Xtina wore in that video is one to stip in. Buttless chaps. Oh my!! And a big belt to stick the cash in!
Ooooh…just came up with a new way to scam money of my husband…he won’t even mind. :-P
I love “Hips Don’t Lie.” Oh, no, now I’ve gotta turn on iTunes & listen cuz you put me totally in the mood.
Aw, so close, Pam. Maybe tomorrow. Which is really tonight. Gads, this is confusing.
Congrats, Maisey, on grabbing those horns. And, omg, assless chaps. Does anyone remember long ago the Prince video where he wore those? And then SNL, In Living Color, etc. started making fun of them. What a riot!
Your Song Is I’m Too Sexy
“And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing”
Yes, you’re super sexy. But you never yourself too seriousl