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Archive for October, 2009
happy halloween
Saturday, October 31st, 2009a Friday funny
Friday, October 30th, 2009my kind of coffee klatch
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Have I mentioned lately that I’m easily amused? 
Or that I have a bit of a wicked streak running through me? 
What about the fact that if you put the two together, I’m very easily amused by even the most wicked of diversions. 
Keeping that in mind, I give you something that tickles me more every time I see it:
what should you be for halloween?
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009Word of the Week: Candy Bar Theory — Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don’t need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars. Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets, you are doing yourself a favor. Does not work if you continue to eat candy.
Halloween is just around the corner…three days & counting…so if you haven’t yet decided on a costume, this quiz should help:
Your Halloween Costume Should Be Catwoman |
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touching the paranormal with Marilyn Brant
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Since I’m such a huge Jane Austen fan (and since Pride and Prejudice has always been my favorite novel), I’m frequently asked about my impressions of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. As I said in my interview last week, I tried really hard to like it, but it just didn’t work for me. I’m not much of a lover of the undead, the whole eating-brains thing totally weirds me out, and the gimmicky aspect to the book took away from what I most cherished about the Austen’s work: the insightfulness of the characters. Too much time was spent on the (in my opinion) ridiculousness of the zombie-killing plot.
But, just because “ultraviolent zombie mayhem” didn’t do it for me, it doesn’t mean I’m not a big fan of the paranormal in literature—after all, I’ve got Austen herself taking on the role of a ghost in my debut, ACCORDING TO JANE! I don’t know how many of you have ever wondered what it might be like to have someone you considered incredibly wise and clever whisper in your ear and guide you through a situation where you felt unsure of yourself… Most of adolescence was a kind of interpersonal minefield for me—there were endless friend dramas, high-school clique hierarchies, mystifying family members and boys who may have been aliens (I still haven’t ruled that out) for all I understood them. Plus, although I have an awesome younger brother, I never had an older sister, or even any older cousins, to give me advice as a teen. If I could have chosen anyone to fill that role, it would’ve been Jane. The problem, of course, was that she’d been dead for a couple hundred years… Getting to write this book gave me a chance to resurrect her–LOL!
ACCORDING TO JANE was the first book I wrote with a paranormal element, but it won’t be the last. It’s certainly a genre I’ve enjoyed as a reader (Escape to Witch Mountain by Alexander Key was my favorite novel in 3rd grade, and I’ve loved everything from Alice Hoffman’s Practical Magic to J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series in the years since.) I’ve adored stories where the characters are somehow transported back in time (Time and Again by Jack Finney is at the top of that list for me, as is Audrey Niffenegger’s The Time Traveler’s Wife) and stories where there are magical objects (as in Katherine Neville’s The Eight) or special powers (like The Gift of Magic by Lois Duncan or the Teresa Medeiros novel Touch of Enchantment) involved in creating the tale.
I know Heidi has written books with a hint of magic in them (an enchanted spinning wheel, anyone? *g*) and may even be planning some other fun paranormals in the upcoming months/years (can’t wait to get my hands on those!), but in the meantime, I’m open to suggestions for what to read next in the paranormal realm. I’ve got a few Sherrilyn Kenyon’s on tap (I really enjoyed Fantasy Lover and want to read more of hers), and there are some fun-sounding books that are Austen-themed and have a time-traveling element to them…
But I’d love to hear what YOUR favorite things are in a paranormal. Specific authors you enjoy. Types of paranormal stories that tend to capture your interest. Those involving magical creatures/beings, perhaps? Mystical objects? Nifty powers? Special worlds? And what do you wish you would’ve come across in a paranormal (or would have liked to have seen more often) that you haven’t encountered?
I’m looking forward to hearing your thoughts on great paranormal stories, but I’m also open to answering questions about anything else that you may want to know (within reason…I still need to have some secrets
)–fire away!
Thanks so much to Heidi and all of you Dungeon visitors for having me here throughout October! Hope you all have a wonderful Halloween!
Thank you so much, Marilyn! What a great topic for Halloween Week! I’m sure you get a lively discussion from my Darlings on this topic, too…they’re all kinds of rabid about paranormal. 
Remember, everyone, that Marilyn will be drawing a winner after today’s visit for an ACCORDING TO JANE t-shirt, a Victoria’s Secret Big Caramapple lip gloss, & a four-pack (20 flavors) of Tea Treasures tea packets. Only one winner (U.S. residents only, please) for all these neat items, but a name will be drawn from all of the comments left during Marilyn’s visits this month.
And as always, you can visit MarilynBrant.com any time to learn more about Marilyn & her books!
itrywrimo
Monday, October 26th, 2009
As many of you probably know, November (only one short week away!) is National Novel Writing Month…or NaNoWriMo.
There’s a whole website & movement & sign-up form, of course, for people who want to participate on a massive scale, but sadly, I am not brave enough to officially accept the challenge. No, I prefer to play along in a much quieter, private way.
For one thing, every month is NaNoWriMo for me.

For another, I suffer from a colossal fear of failure. Public failure, anyway. I mean, how embarrassing it would be if I didn’t reach my NaNoWriMo-required goal in front of everybody.
To paraphrase The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya, I would suffer humiliations galore.
And last but not least, I don’t even know if it’s physically possible for me to write 50,000 words (the NaNoWriMo goal, if I’m not mistaken) in one short month. It’s a dream, certainly, I just don’t know if it could/would ever happen. 
So rather than disgrace myself in front of the world, I propose that I risk disgracing myself only in front of my Darlings of The Dungeon…& anyone who may be lurking in the shadows. (Bad lurkers! Bad, bad lurkers!
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To that end, I give you I’ll Try to Write More…or ITryWriMo. ![]()
I am going to try—really, really try—to finish this vampire book by the end of November. I have one more full novella to go, which will be 30,000+ words when all is said & done. It hasn’t been plotted yet, either—eep!—so that’s going to take some time. That won’t make be quite the 50,000 word goal as NaNoWriMo, but it’s going to be close. It’s also a really good goal for me, so I’m going with it. ![]()
I’ll even put one of my handy-dandy word counters in the sidebar so y’all can follow my progress…or lack there of. Whether you cheer me on or mock me every single on of the thirty days in November is entirely up to you. Although, fair warning—Mistress Heidi will exact her revenge upon anyone issuing less-than-kind remarks from the peanut gallery. 
And for those of you who are also writing & would like to play along—either officially through NaNoWriMo or unofficially through ITryWriMo
—if you e-mail me with your name, project title, & word count goal…& then continue to e-mail me with your word count progress…I’ll happily post a word counter icon & keep it updated for you, as well.
So let’s give this a shot, shall we? I’m nervous, certainly. And maybe even a little nauseous. But I’m going to give it the old Dungeon try!
Who wants to join me? We may end up like this poor little guy in the picture, but at least we will have tried!
super Sunday
Sunday, October 25th, 2009
This has been a good week, definitely deserving of a Super Sunday wrap-up.
First, I managed to finish Novella #2 for The Book That Shall Not Be Named (aka my first Brava paranormal). A few days later than I’d hoped, but it still counts!
And I’m very happy about it because I loved this story; I think it came out really, really well.
Second, I managed to plot out my storyline for Book #6 of the “Dynasties: The Jarrods” continuity series I’ll be writing for Silhouette Desire very, very soon. I expected this to take much longer than it did, but once I sat down & got all the details straight in my head the synopsis just flowed. It took me another day to polish & proofread, but I managed to send it to my agent on Friday & he will see that it gets to my new editor in a timely manner.
Speaking of which, my new Desire editor is definitely deserving of a Super Sunday shout-out. As I mentioned a short while back, my former editor—the lovely Diana Ventimiglia—announced with very short notice that she was leaving Silhouette, which left me momentarily editorless. Or as we in the biz call it, orphaned.
Thankfully, since we didn’t have anything hugely pressing at the time, the news didn’t send me into a tailspin, but that doesn’t mean I won’t miss her. She’s always been wonderful to work with & is truly the one who held my hand & guided me back into the fold when I started thinking about actively writing Desires again. (Thank you, Diana!
I miss you already!)
That being said, I think I’m going to enjoy working with my new Desire editor just as much. His name is Charles Griemsman, & he is moving over to Desire from the Silhouette Special Edition line, so he’s not exactly new to the game. He called this week to touch base & he seems really great. We seem to be very much on the same page, & he’s all caught up with where I am, what I’m working on, & what he’ll be seeing from me next. Oh, & he gets brownie points for saying that he remembers my very first Desire editor, Melissa Jeglinski, raving about one of my books—Blame it on the Blackout—in a meeting & that he’d dug it out of his own pile to read very soon. (Flattery will get you everywhere, Charles.
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And last but not least, I am grateful for those of you who helped me last week in deciding what to do about the MaryJanice Davidson books/novella. I did set aside Dead & Loving It to pick up Undead & Unappreciated. I’m enjoying Unappreciated very much, & it’s moving very quickly, so hopefully I’ll get through them all in no time. Plus, it helps to be reading something vampire while I’m working on something vampire.
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So yay for me…what about you? Anything fun or exciting or grateful to share this week?
Oh! There are only two weeks left to participate in the Animal Friends Book Bonanza Fundraiser, so if you’re interested, click here & follow the instructions. I will be drawing a winner on my birthday (November 11th), but probably not announcing it until the following Sunday, as it my habit. 
sexy Saturday
Saturday, October 24th, 2009a Friday funny
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Our own Darling Laura J. sent the links for these & they are absolutely hysterical! The first one, especially. 
And since we’re coming up on Halloween, how could I resist reposting them?
Mistress Heidi makes her television debut
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009what should you name your boobs?
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Word of the Week: dish envy — The sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Mistress Heidi put me up to this one. But then she insisted we both take the quiz. It’s four nicknames for our funbags.
So here’s hers:
You Should Call Your Boobs “Fish & Chips” |
![]() Sexy! |
And here’s mine:
You Should Call Your Boobs “Proton & Neutron” |
![]() Sexy! |
How about you?
an interview with Marilyn Brant
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
We’re back this week to interview our guest blogger of the month, Marilyn Brant. Welcome back, Marilyn!
Since this is Marilyn’s first visit to The Dungeon & her very first book release, we tried to take it easy on her, but…well, Mistress Heidi is only capable of so much gentleness.
Let’s see how it went…
What is your favorite color? Light burgundy. (I checked my color wheel just to be sure!)
Favorite song? You have got to be kidding me! ONE song?! Um, no. That’s not gonna happen. I love too, too many. Stuff from the 1970s, the 1980s, many musical soundtracks, a smattering of Beatles, Elvis, Buddy Holly and Four Seasons songs, and a range of groups and singers popular today, especially Matchbox 20 (with sometimes solo singer Rob Thomas), whom I’ve seen in concert twice now with my awesome brother. *muttering to self* “ONE song?!”
Favorite movie? Hmm, I love movies, so this is tough, too. I’ll say When Harry Met Sally… just because I keep going back to it as one of the standards for great dialogue, fabulous characterization and a plot arc with a relationship growth I find fascinating. In spite of some over-the-top comedic moments, the emotions they touch upon in the film are pretty realistic overall.
And of course, favorite book? You realize it has to be Austen’s Pride & Prejudice!
What are you currently reading, & how are you enjoying it? It’s been very, very tough for me to make time to read for pleasure over the past several months. I miss it! But a lovely friend gave me a copy of The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society over the summer and, whenever I’ve had a chance, I read some of it and just wish I had two whole days to do nothing but lay on the sofa and finish. It’s fabulous!
Name three books on your TBR pile that you can’t wait to read. Therese Walsh’s The Last Will of Moira Leahy, Two Guys Read Jane Austen by Chandler and Hill and Settling Back by Lainey Bancroft.
What was the first book in your chosen genre that you remember reading, or that made you want to write the same? It was Sue Miller’s women’s fiction story While I Was Gone (one of the few Oprah picks that I fully endorsed). I loved the themes she explored in this novel but I wanted to merge those themes with a slightly more whimsical element and a bit more humor, so I also really appreciated the fun romances of Susan Elizabeth Phillips and Jennifer Crusie.
What do you think of Heidi? She’s great, right? Nope…she’s REALLY great! (Note from Heidi: Why, thank you, thankyouverymuch.
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How did you get started writing? Tell us a little bit about your first sale. Aside from being on the newspaper and yearbook staff in high school and publishing some academic work in college, I didn’t take writing seriously until I was about 30. I was a stay-at-home mom with a baby and desperately in need of a creative outlet, so I began writing poems again, essays on being a parent and educational articles for family magazines. I wrote my first book having never taken a creative-writing class or even having read a book on the craft of fiction. (The lack of craft is very evident when I reread chapters from that first book, by the way! I don’t recommend this shocking degree of ignorance…) I got some feedback though—mostly negative—from a prominent literary agency, which led me to study fiction formally, delve into craft books and, eventually, go to my first writing conference. It was there that I heard about RWA. I joined, wrote three more unpublished manuscripts, and then came up with the idea for ACCORDING TO JANE. My agent signed me on this book and submitted it to editors, but it needed to be significantly restructured before it sold. Nine months after it won the Golden Heart and was revised (again), it finally did sell—to John Scognamiglio at Kensington—on a sunny and surrealistic day in April 2008.
Fill in the blank—If you like [blank], you’ll love Marilyn Brant! If you like 80s music, offbeat characters, and Jane Austen, you’ll (probably) love Marilyn Brant! (At least for this book.)
As embarrassing as it is for me to admit, I have never read a Jane Austen book, nor watched a movie based on one. (Yeah, yeah, begin the pelting of rottenous fruit now.
) So for the two of us out here in the world who are complete & total neophytes, give us a quick lesson in Jane Austen 101. Why should we love Austen? What is the appeal? And what are we missing? You haven’t even watched one of the MOVIES??!! Ohhhh, I’m kidnapping you at the next RWA conference and forcing some Firth on you—LOL! More seriously, the biggest thing about Austen, for me, is her perception. She had an uncanny, genius-level ability to see human behavior clearly. This really comes through in her character development. She doesn’t have to tell readers that a character is greedy or self-centered or arrogant, she conveys it so perfectly through their dialogue and behavior that you actually recognize the modern incarnations of these people when they show up in your own life. I LOVE that!
Tell us about ACCORDING TO JANE and why we’ll love every word.
ACCORDING TO JANE is the story of a modern woman named Ellie who gets dating advice from the ghost of Jane Austen. It begins one day in her high-school English class, just as Ellie’s teacher is assigning Pride & Prejudice. From nowhere, she hears a quiet “tsk” of disapproval aimed at the antics of the cute bad boy who has been teasing her. The author’s ghost takes it upon herself to stay in Ellie’s mind, offering up her own brand of Regency-era wisdom in regards to romance. Years and boyfriends come and go, but Ellie has a lot to learn about love. And, possibly, even Jane may benefit from a new insight or two.
If your plane crashed in the Andes, would you convince the other survivors to eat Heidi first or last? Heidi—and I say this with a great deal of affection—I believe this is the single strangest thing anyone has asked me at any time on this book tour. (And possibly EVER!) I don’t have an answer to your odd cannibalism question, but I can tell you, I’d award you a very large chocolate statuette just for coming up with something that stumped me like this!! (Further intrusive note from Heidi: Here in The Dungeon, we pride ourselves on keeping people on their toes. You have been warned.
Oh, & I’ll take the giant chocolate statuette, thank you…one roughly my own size & weight, please. It’s been one of those months.
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If you could write anything—whether in the same genre/sub-genre as you’re writing now or another—what would it be? Oh, this is my genre. It’s what I’ve wanted to write from the beginning—light contemporary women’s fiction—sometimes with a paranormal twist, sometimes without, but always with romantic elements and some comedy. I would wage war against anyone who tried to make me do anything else right now. That may change someday, but I don’t anticipate it happening soon. As far as what specific storyline I’d want to write next—all I’ll say is that I’m working on it!
What are you currently working on? The proposal for my third novel and the final revisions on my second one. Book two is finished, except for a few scene tweakings, and we finally have a title: FRIDAYS AT NINE. It’s a modern fairy tale about three suburban moms who have to rethink the state of their marriages and their lives when one of the friends asks the others a surprising question. It’ll be out next October!
Since it’s October & Halloween is right around the corner, I have to ask—have you had a chance to read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies? And if so, what did you think? I have it, and I’ve read it (mostly). I’ll admit to doing some heavy skimming in spots. My initial reaction was that it was a clever idea (if you’re into zombies) (Intrusive note from Heidi & Mistress Heidi: We are. We sooooo are!) but I got bored with the premise fairly quickly. For me, the book’s gimmick took away from the aspects of Austen’s story that I most loved—her subtlety in displaying conflict, her insightfulness in revealing character, etc. Also, eating brains has never been of high appeal to me, so I’m pretty clearly not the target audience for that book! (Further intrusive note from the Heidis: Oh, you only say that because you’ve never tried them. Don’t worry, they taste just like chicken.
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Thanks so much for having me visit, Heidi! Looking forward to being back again next week.
Thank you, Marilyn! Great interview. We’re thrilled to have you back with us this week! I’m not promising to let you drag me off at RWA & brainwash me with all things Austen, but you’ve at least piqued my interest. ![]()
Don’t forget, my Darlings, that Marilyn will be giving away a gift set made up of an ACCORDING TO JANE t-shirt, a Victoria’s Secret Big Caramapple lip gloss, & a four-pack (20 flavors) of Tea Treasures tea packets at the end of her visit. Only one winner (U.S. residents only, please), but every comment left during her visit—all three weeks—will be counted as entries, which gives you many chances to win. ![]()
Remember, too, that you can learn more about Marilyn & her books by visiting MarilynBrant.com.
reading roadblock
Monday, October 19th, 2009So I have been reading MaryJanice Davidson’s Dead and Loving It…& enjoying it very much, I might add…but now I have run into a bit of a literary dilemma.
You see, the first three novellas of this collection are pretty much stand-alone stories. Oh, they’re connected, at least loosely, to “Wyndham” werewolf books, but nothing that can’t be read before, during, or after those, or even by themselves.
Then I get to the fourth & final story, & there is a note right there at the beginning that says, “The events of this story take place…following the events of Undead and Unreturnable.”
Uh-oh. ![]()
I’m a little behind on my “Betsy” books, only having read the first two. So what do I do? Do I go ahead & read the novella just to finish this book & hope I can make sense of it? Or do I put Dead and Loving It aside for a bit & try to catch up enough to read everything in order?
The good news is, I do have both Undead and Unappreciated & Undead and Unreturnable, the two “Betsy” books I’d need to read to catch up with “A Fiend in Need.” But that’s going to take a little time, since—as you may have noticed—I’m a wee bit of a slow reader.
So what do you think I should do? Set aside Dead and Loving It & try to catch up with the Queen of the Vampires? Or dive into the out-of-order novella & hope for the best?
Help! I’m torn. 
super Sunday
Sunday, October 18th, 2009First, the prerequisite reminder about the Animal Friends Book Bonanza fundraiser. Not much time left to send your donation & enter to win thirty fabulous books, so if you haven’t yet, be sure to check it out!
And now…
Let’s give the Super Sunday thing a shot this week, shall we?
Well, I’m extremely grateful this week to be nearly finished with Novella #2 of The Book That Shall Not Be Named (a.k.a. my first vamp book for Kensington Brava). Ten or fifteen more pages should do it for me. Whoo-hoo!
From there, I will need to jump straight into plotting my Desire continuity story—even before working on Novella #3 for the 3-in-1 collection—but let’s cross that bridge when we come to it. 
And though it’s not as fresh & new anymore, I’m also still delighted with our new blog design. Could The Dungeon look any more gorgeous & fun?

Another minor success from this past week is that I finally received my contracts for THE GIFT OF LOVE, the Lori Foster benefit anthology to be released this coming June. Now, as most of you know, I was invited to participate quite some time ago & my story has already been written & turned in. But thanks to an I Love Lucy-esque series of unfortunate events, the contracts just kept getting messed up & were taking forever to arrive. But they finally did, & are now signed, sealed, & delivered. Yay!
Last but not least, I think I’m happiest to report that Indiana seems to be doing pretty well…or at least holding his own. I was so upset & worried about him when the doctor first told me he was beginning to lose kidney function that I really thought I was going to lose him in a matter of days or weeks. But now it looks as though his imminent demise is no longer imminent, & that he may be sticking around for a while. Thank You, God! (And please, God, just to be safe.
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All righty, that about does it for me. What are you feeling super or grateful about this weekend?












