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a Friday funny

Friday, July 31st, 2009

This one comes to us from our own Hollie, who apparently got her hands on an advance copy of LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT.

To the rest of you, all I can say is that if you want to know why this is sooooo funny & is such a good way to celebrate the release of LOVES ME, you need to run out & buy a copy the minute it hits the shelves on Tuesday, August 4th.  Then you, too, will be laughing your ass off & understanding why…

THIS IS HOW YOU CAN TELL SHE’S PISSED

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it’s a dirty job, & Heidi Betts got do it

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

All right, so that header is not entirely true. It is a dirty job, but Heidi Betts most certainly did not do it.  She only watched from afar while it was done.

As much as I love everything about Gage & Jenna’s story, there’s a part of me that worries LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT will become forever known as my “alpaca book.”  In no small part because I call it that myself, I’m sure.

But how could I write a trilogy of knitting books & not include the furry little critters in some way?  After all, alpacas play a very big part in knitting these days…  Alpaca farms are popping up across the country, the animals’ fur (also known as fiber) makes some of the softest yarn in existence, & I had this great character written into the “Chicks with Sticks” series whom I knew would make the perfect alpaca mama.

Yep, I’m talking about your favorite matchmaker & mine—Charlotte.  In the trilogy, Charlotte lives in an old farmhouse & has a barn full of alpacas she absolutely adores.  She also shears them each season, then cleans & dyes the fiber to both sell & use for her own very special knitting projects.

Of course, I don’t have a herd of alpacas in my back yard, so when I decided to make LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT the “alpaca book,” I knew there was going to be a bit of research in my future.

While I didn’t visit an actual alpaca farm during the writing of Jenna & Gage’s story, I had been to one before, so I at least had a clue of how the creatures looked & felt & acted.  But refresher courses never hurt, & why get dirty when I can send someone else out to do it for me?

To that end, I give you one of my favorite research tools:  Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe—“Alpaca Shearing”:

I just love it when research turns out to be as fun as it is educational.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get to use nearly as many alpaca scenes in the story as I’d hoped or planned because they would have slowed the book’s pace & taken the focus away from the hero & heroine, which—as those readers faithful to my books know—is something I never do if I can possibly help it.

What might I have done with the alpacas if I’d had the time & space, though?

Well, I would have loved to include a scene where Gage had to help Jenna shear the alpacas for her Aunt Charlotte. I wanted to show him getting sweaty & dirty & having his usual steadfast control tested by a couple of kicking, spitting bundles of fur.

I would have liked to show Charlotte cleaning & brushing & dying the sheared fiber, then turning it into some of her beautiful, homespun yarns.

And, animal lover that I am, I would have loved to introduce you more fully to each & every one of Charlotte’s four-legged babies—Snowball, Domino, Pumpkin, Sprinkles, Daisy, & Rascal.

But even though I didn’t get around to any of that, I still think you’ll find LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT highly entertaining. And if you find yourself feeling a little lonesome or in need of a dose of alpaca humor…well, you can always spend the next several weeks visiting Must Love Yarn for “Alpaca Wednesdays,” as well as sticking around here (& Must Love Yarn, too, for that matter), where I’ll be sharing some very amusing “Friday Funny” alpaca videos throughout the rest of the month.

Kinda like this, only better:

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If you haven’t already, mark your calendars, because LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT goes on sale TUESDAY, AUGUST 4TH!!! You don’t want to miss this installment of the “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy, believe me!

I…I mean, Heidi …will also be giving away an autographed copy of TANGLED UP IN LOVE—the first book in the “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy—after today’s chat.

(U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but if you already have a copy of TANGLED, you’re welcome to substitute with another title from my…I mean, her…backlist.)

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(P.S.  In what I think is a truly unique, fun twist on the usual, Laura J. is guest blogging for me today at Moonlight, Lace & Mayhem.  She’ll be talking about how very much she LOVES ME —& doesn’t love me knot —as well as giving away another autographed copy of TANGLED UP IN LOVE.

So if you want to hear someone else singing my praises for a change be sure to hop on over & check it out! )

where the hell have you been all week?!? Wednesday

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Another LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT-inspired Word of the Week…

Word of the Week:  Rebooty — 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.  (i.e. After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.)

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(Hey, I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying it happens…& it happens a lot in LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT. )

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I promised a recap of the RWA conference in Washington, D.C., so here it is…  One caveat, however:  I am not promising to remember everything about the week all at once, so I may have to slip in a few updates here & there throughout the following weeks.  Especially if people start sending me extra pictures from the conference that I want to share.

The very first day of conference started with a bang, I’m happy to report.  I hooked up with Lori Foster for lunch, & we had an absolute blast.  Anyone who’s spent more than five minutes in my presence knows how much I adore Lori, both as an author & a person.  So it was great to be able to spend some quality time chatting with her.  We talked about writing in general, the upcoming benefit book, cats & kids, & friends, &…oh, just everything.  And might I mention that the meal I shared with her was the most delicious I had the entire time I was in D.C.—a super-yummy crab cake sandwich that I spent the rest of the week waxing poetic about & praying I could get another.  Sad, I know, but it was really, REALLY good, dang it!

After lunch, I had the honor of schlepping all over the hotel with Lori, too.  (”Schlep,” by the way, was my word of the week.  I used it almost constantly, even in instances when it didn’t really mean what I wanted it to mean, but I couldn’t seem to stop myself! )  Lori had stayed in a different hotel the night before due to overbooking, so she’d just checked in that morning & hadn’t yet found her room or gotte her bearings.  I, however, had been there a full day already & gotten lost at least eight times, so I knew where everything was—even if I’d only found them by accident. LOL  So when she wanted to take her luggage to her room, I knew which direction to head…when she needed to pick up a box at the shipping office, I knew I’d run across it the day before while looking for the Goody Room…& when she needed to find the Goody Room, well, I’d gotten lost a few times looking for that, too.  It was fun, & I had nothing better to do until the Literacy Autographing, anyway.  (But for the record, even if I had had something to do, I still probably would have skipped it in order to spend more time with Lori. )

When it came to the Literacy Autographing, I didn’t dress up or go overboard this year.  (Sorry, folks!  If you were hoping to see me all dolled up in an evening gown & heels…well, you were SOL, cuz I went the blue jeans route.)  I was channeling Mistress Heidi, however, with my sex red devil horns.

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(A reader & Heidi)

heidi-lori-michelle-becke(Heidi, Lori Foster, Michelle Buonfiglio, & our very own Darling Becke Martin)

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(Heidi, Jules Bennett, Gia Dawn, Lori Foster, Brenda Jackson, Ann Christopher)

The signing itself was great.  This year, I was lucky enough to sit between my beloved Elizabeth Bevarly (we’ve sat beside each other every year since I got published & woe to the author who dares attempt to come between us! ) & the adorable Jules Bennett (who recently became a fellow Desireable).  So we had fun!  We probably talked more to each other than we did to readers.   But lots of people came over to talk about TANGLED UP IN LOVE & the “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy, & to get their own autographed copy of Book #1, which was really rewarding.  (Fingers crossed this means folks will flood bookstores on August 4th to pick up Book #2. )

Thursday morning, my BFF Karen Anders & I ran into another of my favorite people, Harlequin Intrigue author Delores Fossen, & ended up talking for quite a while.  We talked so long, in fact, that I kind of missed out on an invitation to do breakfast with Lori Foster, Jayne Ann Krentz, & a few others.  I know, I know!   I really, really wanted to be there, & I meant to go, but…there were extenuating circumstances, I swear!

But even though I missed what promised to be a fabulous breakfast, I did manage to meet up with two more very good friends for the Keynote Luncheon—Virginia Kantra & Colleen Thompson.  We had a really good chat, despite being interrupted halfway through our meals by keynote speaker Linda Howard. *vbg*  Kidding, of course.  Linda was hilarious!  I wish she could be the Keynote Speaker every year, because I swear she’s the best we’ve ever had.  I’m so super-happy I didn’t have to miss the luncheon this year, as I often do because her speech was downright hysterical.

After lunch, I had a short meeting with Silhouette Desire Senior Editor Krista Stroever.  We’d never met before, so it was nice to put a face to a name & chat a bit about the line & my upcoming books for them.  (My own Desire editor, Diana Ventimiglio, had planned to attend the conference for at least one day, but had to cancel at the last minute.  Hopefully I’ll be able to get together with her next year!)  I also attended a Desire Author Meet & Greet later in the conference, hosted by Krista, where I was able to reconnect with friends like Maureen Child & Cathy Mann, chat even more with Liz Bevarly & Jules Bennett (I’m not sure, but we may actually qualify as a cult now *vbg*), & meet Emily McKay for the first time.  (Turns out Cathy is a huge animal lover & Emily is a huge environmentalist—both traits I share in spades—so I have a feeling some quality BFF-building time is in our futures. )

Thursday evening was my very first Kensington party, which I was really looking forward to.  No, my editor wasn’t going to be there, but I was still up for some free drinks (hey, take it easy, I drank diet soda the whole night ) & meeting some fellow Kensington authors.  Since I didn’t want to go alone, I hooked up with our own Darling Marilyn Brant beforehand & we arrived together.  Once there, though, I discovered that I actually knew more Kensington authors than I’d realized—ran into Jeanne Adams & Terri Brisbin &…okay, my mind is drawing a blank, but there were other familiar faces there, as well as folks I got to meet for the first time!

Straight from the Kensington party, I hustled my butt to the Kiss of Death Chapter’s Death by Chocolate/Daphne du Maurier Awards ceremony because my BFF #2, Sharon Wray, was up for an award in the Single Title Romantic Mystery/Suspense category for her manuscript, Guardian’s Gift.  I am going to digress for a moment here to tell you that I absolutely adore Sharon; she is one of the sweetest, funniest, most special people I’ve ever met.  And just before RWA, I had the privilege of reading the opening chapters of her book, which I adored.  I don’t know why she isn’t published yet, because she is truly gifted, but I am making it my life’s mission to rectify that fact.  I talked her up with editors & agents galore at the conference & I am making a prediction right this minute—by the time Nationals roll around again this time next year, that girl will have signed her first book contract. And if I have anything to say about it, it will actually happen much, much sooner than that   But as I said, I digress.  I am thrilled to share the news that Sharon did indeed WIN the coveted Daphne Award for Guardian’s Gift.  First Place, thank you very much.  I could have predicted as much…& I kind of did …but I’m super-happy that I was there to see it happen!

Friday morning dawned much too early for me.  I was determined to get up in time for continental breakfast—hey, it was free food; or rather, it was food included in my conference fee, I thought I should at least take advantage.  But I don’t sleep very well at conferences, so waking up at 6am after getting only a few hours of toss-&-turn sleep each night does not for a lovely Heidi make.   And yet I dragged my tired butt out of bed when that *&^%$! alarm went off & got ready for another long day.  Met BFF Karen & we lurched like zombies toward the coffee & orange juice, then coordinated our plans for the day.

I had lunch with my St. Martin’s Press editor, Rose Hilliard that afternoon, & spending time with her was—as always—wonderful!  She’s so chipper & knock3upbeat, it’s contagious.  She also treated me to my second favorite meal of the week, lobster ravioli at a cute little Italian restaurant across the street from the hotel.  Yum-my! We had no trouble filling the two hours we were together, either.  We caught up, she raved about KNOCK ME FOR A LOOP, & we discussed possibilities for my next project.  We came up with so many cute ideas, it’s hard to choose, but I definitely came home with a couple of strong starts for future proposals.  (i.e. homework )

The St. Martin’s Press & Harlequin parties were also Friday evening, so there was some fancy dressing-up for those.  For the St. Martin’s cocktail party, I met Lori Handeland in the lobby & we took a taxi to Ardeo Restaurant.  It was a quick ride, but we both agreed a little too far to walk in heels.   The party was of course packed, loud & in full swing by the time we arrived.  But also, might I mention, fun.  They always are.  They didn’t have their signature drink, the St. Martini, available this year, which was a small disappointment, but I recovered quickly. *vbg*  Got to chat a bit more with Rose, with Jen & Matthew & Anne Marie & Monique (all SMP folks), & Michelle Marcos (another sister cat lover!), P.C. Cast, Cherry Adair, Barbara Vey, &, oh, probably many more who are slipping my mind at the moment.

From there, Lori & I hopped yet another cab to the Harlequin party, which was being held at the Ritz-Carlton.  Well, one of them, anyway; I guess there are three or four in D.C.  I have to admit, the Harlequin parties are always way too loud for me.  Parties always are, but Harlequin’s is exceptionally loud & I just can’t stand it, so this year, I came up with yet another of my brilliant ideas & took…drum roll, please…ear plugs!!!  That’s right!  And, ohmigod, did they save my life.  I could still hear everything, but it was muted & I didn’t leave the party with my ears ringing or wondering if I’d just taken another giant step toward permanent hearing loss.

At the party, I ran into Leanne Banks & my former Silhouette Desire editor, Melissa Jeglinski, then found a table & tested some tasty desserts with BFF Karen.  We danced a bit, made the rounds, & then—yes, I admit it—cut out early.  It’s just too late a night for me, especially on top of everything else, & once you’ve danced through a couple songs from the 70s & seen a few familiar faces, there really isn’t much more to do.  I know, I’m such a party pooper.  But have I mentioned that I was running on about six hours sleep for the whole week by that time?!?

Continental breakfast again Saturday, which meant another early morning.  (No, I am not willing to sacrifice food for sleep, apparently.  And if you’d tasted the (wholly unhealthy, I’m sure) blueberry & black forest pound cake they were serving, you wouldn’t have, either.)  (Short bit of irrelevant trivia:  did you know that pound cake got its name from the fact that it takes one full pound of nearly each of its ingredients to make?  We’re talking one pound of sugar, one pound of butter…but ten pounds added to your ass after eating it!  Sigh.  Life is so unfair.)

Then I attended a Silhouette Desire Focus Group, which was really a lot of fun, but too much to describe.  Got to see some of my fellow Desire authors again, though, & learn more than I ever thought I would about them.  And vice versa, I’m sure.

I also got the chance to sit down over coffee with Mindy Klasky, whom I’d been trying desperately to hook up with all week.  I’m so glad we both finally had a free block of time because we had a lovely chat.  We were also evacuated from the hotel when the fire alarms started going on, & had to stand outside while the fire department came to check it out.  Once we were allowed back in, I admit to being slightly distracted by the gorgeous fire fighters lingering about.  Mindy may be married & not the least bit interested, but I undid an extra button or two on my blouse & was seriously considering a timely swoon in order to get a little mouth-to-mouth.   I’m telling you, we do not have fire fighters who look that good in my neck of the woods.  They were, in a word…inspirational.    (Bet you thought I was going to say , huh?  They were that, too, believe me!)

Later in the afternoon, I got to participate in my very first publisher-sponsored book signing.  This is basically where the publisher provides a couple hundred books for each of its authors attending the conference & we sign them for readers/conference attendees.  And the books are FREE!!!  This time, instead of the devil horns, I wore my halo.  (Hey, what’s our motto around here?  That’s right—sometimes naughty, sometimes nice.  And I had to give the nice equal attention or naughty might have taken over completely.   There is at least one picture circulating out there, so as soon as I get my hands on it, I’ll post!)

I have to admit, I expected the giant signing to be a lot of work.  I mean hundreds of people were lined up outside the doors a good hour before it actually began.  But it turned out to be a blast.  I was inundated with readers who had either already read TANGLED UP IN LOVE (the title SMP was giving away on my behalf, by the way) & wanted an autographed copy…or had heard about the “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy & were eager to check out the first book…or saw my halo & line of readers or hear us laughing & had to come check it out.  Very cool.  I “sold out” of books & handed out plenty of postcards for LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT, telling everyone to “watch for it August 4th!!!”

Question:  Could I be more of a shameless promo hussy?

Answer:  I do not think so.

My “Shh…I’m reading/Shh…I’m knitting” doorknob hangers were a HUGE hit, too!  Not just at the Literacy Autographing & SMP signing, but in the Goody Room, as well.  I can’t tell you how many people commented on them, asked for an extra for a friend, etc.  And since I’m getting really low, I should probably order more before I run out completely!

Last but not least was the Golden Heart/RITA Awards Ceremony Saturday night.  I didn’t dress up too much this year, just a pair of black dress slacks & satiny red top.

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(Heidi & Jules Bennett—again)

The presentation was quick & fun, but I couldn’t even begin to tell you who won what.  I do, however, remember meeting Harlequin Historical author Christine Merrill, who was sitting in the row behind mine.  When Marilyn Brant, who was also in the next row back, introduced me as “the New York Time bestselling author Heidi Betts” I sort of snorted & rolled my eyes, saying, “Yeah, because I was in the anthology with Lori Foster, Lora Leigh, & Cheyenne McCray.”  To which Christine quickly replied, “Oh, so you carried them.”    You’re absolutely correct, Christine.  You also just shot to the top of my list of favorite people & the check is in the mail.

After the ceremony, I made a point of finding a few people so I could either congratulate them, commisserate with them, or simply say goodbye, since I never see anyone again before heading home Sunday morning.

And that, in a rather long nutshell, was RWA 2009—from my perspective, of course.  The only thing I can think of that’s left to report is who I missed chatting with because they weren’t there—Susan Andersen, Kathy Garbera, & my agent come most immediately to mind.  The next time I see them, there will be lectures & promises extracted for their attendance next year in Nashville.

tattoo Tuesday

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

As always, I’ve saved the best for last…

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LOVES ME–the lost scene

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Can  you believe the release of LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT is right around the corner?!?  I certainly can’t.  It seems like only yesterday I was overjoyed with the prospect of TANGLED UP IN LOVE coming out!  Wow, how fast time flies.

But because LOVES ME is only a week away now, I’ve got some special stuff to share with you…today & over the next several days.

You know how great it is to buy a DVD of your favorite movie or television show & see all the deleted scenes that didn’t make the cut during editing?  Well, deleted scenes are restricted to visual mediums, believe me.  Yes, it’s true, I am sometimes asked (read:  forced by cruel editors who don’t understand my true brilliance & that every word I write—even in rough draft form—is pure gold ) to alter or remove certain scenes or paragraphs that don’t work in a story.  I am not often asked to delete entire scenes, but once in a while it happens.

And so I give you LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOTThe Deleted Scene:

“What do you think they’re doing in there?”

“With any lucky, they’re doing the nasty by now.”

Ronnie rubbed her hands up and down her arms to ward off the late evening chill. When she’d dressed to spend the evening with her friends, she hadn’t expected to end up sitting in her car half the time, unable to run the engine or turn on the heater. She hadn’t even brought along a sweater, an oversight she was quickly coming to regret.

“How much longer do you think we should wait?” she asked Grace, who seemed more interested in the progress of the plan she’d concocted and less concerned with their rapidly falling core temperatures. At least it was Summer and only moderately chilly, as opposed to Winter when she was sure she’d be a human popsicle by now.

“I don’t know. The pills I put in those beers were pretty strong, but Gage is a big guy. He could still be wide awake, or he could have conked out after the first two sips.”

She tapped her perfectly manicured, seashell pink nails on the dashboard while she craned her neck to look through the windshield up at the second story of the farmhouse. “Let’s sneak up and see what’s going on. If they’re downstairs, we’ll hightail it back here to hide a while longer. If not, it’s probably safe to take off.”

That sounded good to Ronnie. At least moving around would warm her up a bit.

Opening the car doors as quietly as they could, the two women climbed out and made their way silently around the corner of the barn where Ronnie’s car was hidden and across the lawn.

It was Grace who actually tiptoed up to the ground level windows to peer in while Ronnie kept a lookout. A lookout for what, she wasn’t quite sure, but she did it all the same.

After checking the kitchen and sitting room, Grace returned, shaking her head. “I didn’t see or hear anyone. They must be upstairs.”

“Think that means our presence is no longer needed?”

“Hard to tell.”

Grace glanced up toward the second story of the house, where muted light shone through the windows they could see. Which meant one of two things—either Jenna had turned down the lights because she had Gage right where she wanted him and things were starting to get interesting . . . or they were on the other side of the house with the lights burning bright.

Pulling Ronnie back into the deeper shadows of a giant pine tree near the front of the yard, Grace said, “We’ll give it five more minutes. If Gage doesn’t storm out and Jenna doesn’t call for help, we’ll take off and check back with her in the morning.”

With the noises of the night settling around them once again, Ronnie hugged herself for warmth and tried to decide which turn of events she should hope for. On the one hand, she wanted to support Jenna and have her friend’s life turn out exactly as she wished. On the other, it would be nice to go back inside and get warmed up, get a drink, get out of these three inch sandals that weren’t designed for covert ops.

But in order to do that, Grace’s plan for Jenna would have to fail, and Ronnie would just die of guilt if her desire for creature comforts cost one of her best friends a bid at happiness.

Blowing out a frustrated breath, Ronnie closed her eyes, sucked it up, and started praying for the house’s front door to remain closed, the upstairs light to remain dark.

“So how are we going to get back to town if they don’t come out?” she whispered after a few minutes ticked by in silence.

They had her car, but she was pretty sure Gage would notice the engine running if they tried to use it to creep out of the driveway. And she loved Grace, but if the woman suggested they push it down the road until the coast was clear, Ronnie swore she’d suffocate her with a handful of pine needles.

“I think we’re going to have to walk.”

If it hadn’t been nearly pitch black outside, Ronnie felt certain her friend would have seen her goggle. As it was, she was pretty sure the whites of her wide, bug eyes had to be visible through the darkness.

“Are you crazy?” she hissed, fighting the urge to raise her voice . . . and reach out to pinch Grace until she cried uncle.

Grace checked her watch—as though she could actually see the tiny little hands on the minuscule face outdoors at this time of night–and shook her head so that her blond curls bobbed.

“We don’t have a choice. We can’t start your car without Gage hearing, and I don’t think Jenna would appreciate the interruption if he isn’t completely unconscious. Plus, in case you’ve forgotten, we’ve been drinking and I don’t think it would be smart for either of us to climb behind the wheel. So we’ll walk down the road a ways and use my cell phone to call for a cab, then come by tomorrow or whatever to pick up your car.”

Since she knew Grace was right—dammit!—and had half a dozen valid points to back her up, Ronnie didn’t argue. But she did grumble.

Making their way around the giant pine and across the gravel drive, they headed for the dirt road that passed by Charlotte’s house. There was no need to worry about traffic—or hitching a ride, unfortunately. Except for visitors heading directly to or from Charlotte’s house, or Charlotte herself, Ronnie didn’t think anyone else traveled the dusty, dead-end road.

“I sure hope this plan of yours works,” she murmured as her sandals scrambled for purchase on the uneven lane. “Because if I break an ankle and it doesn’t, I’m going to be thoroughly annoyed.”

“Oh, quit your bitching,” Grace fired back, sounding entirely more chipper than the situation warranted. “It’s not that bad, and Jenna would do the same for you, you know she would.”

Ronnie made a sound that was a cross between a snort and a sigh. “Fine. But the next time you decide to plot and scheme, will you at least let me know so I can wear more comfortable shoes?”

Grace chuckled and linked her arm with Ronnie’s, pulling her close. “One can never anticipate a brilliant scheme, darling. But from now on, maybe we should start taking my car . . . I keep a pair of cross-trainers in the trunk for just this sort of situation.”

Although she knew her friend wouldn’t be able to tell, Ronnie raised a brow. “Good idea. I should probably start doing the same—at least if I’m going to continue hanging out with you.”

“And, of course, you are. Because you love me and are well aware of all the reasons they call me ‘Amazing’ Grace.”

This time, Ronnie’s snort was crystal clear. “‘Amazing ego’ tops the list,” she replied flippantly.

“You got it, toots. And when that little stick turns blue for Jenna and she’s got everything she’s ever wanted in the palm of her hand, you’ll be praising me for my amazing ego . . . as well as my amazing intellect, my amazing confidence, my amazing—”

“Conceit.”

“Be nice.” Grace gave her a quick hip-butt, jostling Ronnie to the side and nearly knocking her into a ditch.

Once she regained her balance—with the help of the woman who’d tried to topple her over in the first place—she said, “I am nice. You just can’t tell because I’m shivering and my feet are killing me. Now get out your cell phone and see if you’ve got a signal so we can call a cab out here to the boonies to rescue us.”

“Party pooper.”

“Damn right. I want a glass of wine, a bubble bath, and a foot massage . . . and not necessarily in that order.”

Flipping open her phone, Grace studied the display for a second before punching the keys for a local cab company. With a car finally on its way to pick them up, she returned the phone to her purse and continued walking.

“Well, if you want to come home with me, I can set you up with the wine and bubbles, but I’d prefer you wait until Dylan gets back and hit him up for the massage.”

With a sigh, Ronnie said, “I know this flies in the face of all my recent griping, but you, my dear, are a genius.”

Grace chuckled and gave her shoulders a squeeze. “I knew you’d come around eventually.”

and the winners are…

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Once again, I remind you that I am freshly back from RWA, but feeling anything but fresh & energized.  I’m not sure it’s possible for a person to take more naps without actually slipping into a coma or walk around in more of a stupor without being an actual zombie.

Besides, if I go into detail about all I have to be grateful for this week, it would totally ruin my RWA recap.  (Which is coming…someday…hopefully soon… )

So instead, I’m going to take this opportunity to announce the winners of all of the giveaways we’ve held recently…& which I mostly missed while I was away.

Giveaway #1 Meet Heidi Betts — prize:  an adorable pink heart-shaped “loves me, loves me knot” tin filled with yummy chocolates

  Cheryl S.!!!

Giveaway #2 — a LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT giveaway — prize: handknit black scarf just like Dylan knit for Ronnie in TANGLED UP IN LOVE, a copy of Domiknitrix: Whip Your Knitting into Shape, & an autographed copy of TANGLED UP IN LOVE or an autographed copy of any other title from my backlist

Laura J.!!!

Giveaway #3 an Interview with Heidi Betts — prize:  a second adorable pink heart-shaped “loves me, loves me knot” tin filled with yummy chocolates

Bonia!!!

Congratulations, ladies!!!  Please contact me with your full names & mailing information—&, Laura, if you’d like a title other than TANGLED UP IN LOVE as part of your prize, please let me know that, too—& I’ll get everything out to you as soon as possible.

And thank you to all of my Darlings for joining in the fun & holding down the fort…protecting the castle?  guarding The Dungeon?…while I was away.  Stick around, because we’ve got lots more fun stuff coming up in the next few days & weeks.

sexy Saturday

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Gage Marshall/LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT sexy inspiration #3:

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a Friday funny

Friday, July 24th, 2009

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“Looks like he’s on the lam.”

“If he’s on a lamb, he won’t get far. Alpaca, different story—those things really fly.” (Psych)

an interview with Heidi Betts

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

heidi-color2Please join me in welcoming back the ever effervescent & mega-talented Heidi Betts to The Dungeon.

In an effort to shake things up a bit & be different from her last guest blog visit, Mistress Heidi has—in her infinite wisdom—decided to replace The Dungeon’s usual set of interview questions with some you’ve never seen before.  Well, outside of Inside the Actor’s Studio, at any rate.  Yes, we stole them.  So tie us up &…oh, wait, we like that.

Well, anyway, here is a fresh, new interview with Heidi that we know you’re going to enjoy…

What is your favorite word? Floccinaucinihilipilification. The longest word in the English language (not counting medical terms and such), it means to judge something as worthless or valueless. You can slip it into everyday conversation almost never, but I learned it when I was very young because my mother was a junior high librarian and used to tell students that if she caught them using their F-word, they could either take five hours of detention or write her F-word—including definition—a hundred times. So of course I used to go around regaling all of my friends with my use of a better F-word than they knew about.

What is your least favorite word? No. I do not like to be told that I can’t have or do something. It’s like waving a red flag in front of a bull. My nostrils flare, my eyes narrow, and I start to think, “Oh, yeah?” Then watch out, because chances are you’re going to get run over.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? Creatively, things I can get excited about. Unique ideas or unique spins on the tried-and-true. Things that make me think or make me laugh at someone else’s creativity—usually another writer’s, be it in a book, movie, or on TV. I’m thinking of the frighteningly creative minds of Joss Whedon or Laurell K. Hamilton, here; people and ideas that make me sit back and go, “Wow.” Just…wow.  Spiritually, seeing God’s blessings in everyday events and remembering to be grateful on a regular basis. (There are time when I forget, but as soon as I realize it, I try to get back on track and remember all the things I have to be thankful for.) Emotionally, loyalty means a lot to buffy the vampire slayer Pictures, Images and Photosme. One of my favorite lines from Buffy the Vampire Slayer was when Willow told Buffy (about Riley’s new wife), “Just so you know, I’m prepared to hate this woman any way you want.” So, you know, nothing major—just abject devotion from my closest friends. And you should know that you’ll get the same loyalty in return. Unless you piss me off or betray me. Then, all bets are off, and you’d better watch your back.

What turns you off creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? Creatively, bad grammar and bad writing. It just really, really bugs me. Spiritually, people who are a little too godly. You know what I mean—the ones who lecture you about religion or try to convince you to join their church/beliefs or feel the need to slip God into every conversation. I’m as spiritual as the next person, maybe even more so, but I have my own beliefs, thankyouverymuch, and do not need advice or lectures or handouts from you. (End of lecture, I promise. ) Emotionally, disloyalty. I am loyal to a fault. If you’re my friend, then I’m in your corner almost no matter what, and I expect the same from you. Friends of Heidi, you have been warned.

What sound or noise do you love? A cat’s purr. Ohmigosh, it melts my heart and I can’t resist snuggling up to them and putting my ear to their chests to listen and feel. Love, love, love it!

What sound or noise do you hate? Would nails on a chalkboard be too obvious? But it really is awful. Or how about the sound of an emery board accidentally scraping against something metal? *shudder*

What is your favorite curse word? Funky butt-lovin’. Totally stole it from Rookie of the Year, but it’s fun to say (especially when you stub your toe or some such) and is just this close to being a really nasty curse, so you can use it without getting the stink-eye.

crown Pictures, Images and PhotosWhat profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I’d love to be a vet and help animals…though there are a lot of down sides to the job I know I wouldn’t like. Is Princess or Queen a profession? Because I’d totally rock at either of those. There’s nothing I love more than having people around to do my bidding.

What profession would you not like to do? Anything Mike Rowe has had to do on Dirty Jobs. Ick, gack, yuck, phooey, no thank you.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Some days, I just hope I get to the Pearly Gates. And there is a question mark there. (See: The Dungeon & all of Mistress Heidi’s dubious antics. ) But if I get there, I guess I’d like to hear God say, “Welcome.” Then I’d like Him to tell me that my dad and my babies are waiting for me, and to have Him point me in their direction.

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Thank you, Heidi, that was very enlightening.  (Perhaps a bit too enlightening. )

But anyway, remember, everyone, that the second book in Heidi’s sexy, funny “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy—LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT—will be out in only a week & a half!  (We are all very excited to finally find out what happens with Jenna & Gage! )

Remember, too, that after today’s visit, Heidi will be giving away another adorable “loves me, loves me not” heart tin filled with assorted chocolates.

And then next week, after her visit on Thursday, July 30th, she will be giving away an autographed copy of TANGLED UP IN LOVE, the first book in the “Chicks with Sticks” trilogy.  (If you already have a copy of TANGLED, you’re welcome to substitute with another title from her backlist.)

So if you’re a U.S. resident & you want a chance to win one of these great prizes, be sure to drop in & chat while the chatting’s good!

can you say aaaaaaaaack?!?!?!?

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

You know that we’re doing all LOVES ME all the time in The Dungeon this month, so with that in mind I bring you a LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT-related Word of the Week.  (You’ll understand why just as soon as you read the book. )

Salsa Smackdown Pictures, Images and PhotosWord of the Week:  Salsa Fucked — This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are “salsa fucked.”

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Yes, I’m home from the Romance Writers of America conference in Washington, D.C., but that does not mean I’m awake or lucid or caught up on the million-&-one things I left to be done after Nationals, or the million-&-two To Do things I came with.  So even though I am working on a conference recap (I swear!), this is not going to be it.

Instead, I’m going to share something that appeared in our local paper this week.  It is equal parts amusing & terrifying, if you ask me.  I mean, how would you like to come home to this…?

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The only thing I can think of that would be worse than coming home in daylight to find this thing slithering above my door would be to come home at night, not see it, & have it fall on me as I was opening the screen.  I would have screamed like a horror movie victim & definitely wet my pants—& not in the good, “happiness is like…” way, either.

tattoo Tuesday

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Sexy Tattoo Tuesday #3:

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a LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT giveaway

Monday, July 20th, 2009

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With the release of LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT just around the corner, I thought it might be fun to hold a giveaway to celebrate the second book in this steamily sexy, laugh-out-loud funny trilogy. (You know, if I do say so myself. )

Now, for anyone who’s already read TANGLED UP IN LOVE, you’re going to recognize these prizes:

* a hand-knit black scarf just like Dylan knit for Ronnie in the story

* a copy of Domiknitrix: Whip Your Knitting into Shape, a fun & fabulous knitting manual that is so appropriate to the story & The Dungeon that I almost can’t stand it!

and of course…

* an autographed copy of TANGLED UP IN LOVE itself (If you already have a copy of TANGLED, I will happily substitute it with an autographed copy of another title from my Backlist.)

To enter this drawing, all you have to do is work up a bit of a sweat by showing your enthusiasm for LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT.  Let us know why you’re so excited Jenna & Gage’s story finally hitting the shelves next month!

(U.S. residents only.  Winner to be announced sometime after I’m home from the RWA National Conference in Washington, D.C. & get around to it. *g*)

sexy Sunday

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Since I’m probably not home from RWA yet & don’t know what newsworthy Super Sunday items I might have to post, I’m going to have to fall back on an old reliable:  blatant beefcake.

Hope you don’t mind.

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sexy Saturday

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Gage Marshall/LOVES ME, LOVES ME KNOT inspiration #2:

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a Friday funny

Friday, July 17th, 2009

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