butt paste, anyone?
What, exactly, is butt paste?
I was flipping thru a drugstore flyer today & saw that it--whatever it is--is on sale. But I mean, really. Butt paste?
Good to know. But is it for baby rash? Hemorrhoids? What? They should really say. Otherwise, I'm left wondering why someone would want to put paste on their butt. Is it like craft paste...a glue to keep your cheeks together? (Why someone would want to do this, I don't know, but to each his own.) Is it like a toothpaste, to clean, um...whatever--& do you need a brush to apply it?
They should also probably come up with a better name for whatever this magical ointment is than butt cream. For God's sake, it sounds like something you'd pick up at an adult toy store.
If I get the chance to stop by this particular drugstore, I'm going to check it out. I might even buy a tube. I mean, until I know what it is, how do I know I don't need it? :-P
I was flipping thru a drugstore flyer today & saw that it--whatever it is--is on sale. But I mean, really. Butt paste?
Even with a magnifying glass, I can't figure out what this stuff is. All I can make out is that it "goes on & cleans off easily" & has a "pleasant scent."
Good to know. But is it for baby rash? Hemorrhoids? What? They should really say. Otherwise, I'm left wondering why someone would want to put paste on their butt. Is it like craft paste...a glue to keep your cheeks together? (Why someone would want to do this, I don't know, but to each his own.) Is it like a toothpaste, to clean, um...whatever--& do you need a brush to apply it?
They should also probably come up with a better name for whatever this magical ointment is than butt cream. For God's sake, it sounds like something you'd pick up at an adult toy store.
If I get the chance to stop by this particular drugstore, I'm going to check it out. I might even buy a tube. I mean, until I know what it is, how do I know I don't need it? :-P
